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		<title>Gays to precious to risk in combat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,&#8217; Says General

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		<title>Navy Webmasters Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.gearadrift.com/navy/navy-webmasters-suck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So what may seem like a simple task to most webmasters is getting all jacked up by whoever runs the Navy&#8217;s websites.  Let&#8217;s take, for instance, navy.mil.  Whoever runs this website needs to take a basic course in coding a website properly.
What most people don&#8217;t realize is that gearadrift.com and www.gearadrift.com are technically [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img width="100" src="http://gearadrift.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/chronicle.gif" alt="chronicle.gif" title="chronicle.gif" class="left" />So what may seem like a simple task to most webmasters is getting all jacked up by whoever runs the Navy&#8217;s websites.  Let&#8217;s take, for instance, navy.mil.  Whoever runs this website needs to take a basic course in coding a website properly.</p>
<p>What most people don&#8217;t realize is that <a href="http://gearadrift.com">gearadrift.com</a> and <a href="http://www.gearadrift.com/">www.gearadrift.com</a> are technically two different websites.  The WWW version is a subdomain of gearadrift.com, the main domain, just like <a href="http://docinthebox.blogspot.com/">http://docinthebox.blogspot.com</a> is a subdomain of <a href="http://blogspot.com/">http://blogspot.com</a>.<br />
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<h3>Webmastering 101</h3>
<p>What most webmasters do is either let the two sites stay as they are and simply allow www to be a copy of the main domain (like gearadrift.com) or they redirect the non-www version to the www version (like yahoo.com d0es).</p>
<p>Try it out, open a new window and type yahoo.com without the www and watch the address bar.  You will see that yahoo.com redirects to <a href="http://www.yahoo.com/">www.yahoo.com</a>.  Both of these tactics have advantages that are outside the scope of this post.</p>
<h3>Now, what does navy.mil do?</h3>
<p>They don&#8217;t allow navy.mil to copy to <a href="http://www.navy.mil/">www.navy.mil</a> and they don&#8217;t even bother to redirect it for you.  This causes <a href="http://navy.mil">navy.mil</a> to not be found and forces the user to type in <a href="http://www.navy.mil/">www.navy.mil</a>.  Really sloppy, if you ask me.</p>
<p>I checked on a couple of other websites and <a href="http://navy.com/">http://navy.com</a> is the only one that works properly (probably managed by a different group of people).</p>
<h3>Don&#8217;t get me started on passwords</h3>
<p>Tell me, what good is it to have 197 different passwords that require different strength levels when you just allow a person to change it so easily.</p>
<p>Take the Navy Portal, <a href="http://nko.navy.mil/">http://nko.navy.mil</a> (careful, the link probably won&#8217;t work), this website has been hailed as the &#8220;be all and end all&#8221; of all Navy websites.  Have you ever been able to log on to this thing the very first time you tried?</p>
<h5>NKO Password Strength</h5>
<p><strong>The password requirments are very strong</strong>, 9 character minimum consisting of: <em>at least</em> 2 uppercase letters, 2 lowercase letters, 2 numbers, and 2 special characters.  This is probably a good idea considering the type of information on this website and what the Navy has planned for it.</p>
<h5>Dangerous Flaw</h5>
<p><strong>But you can change your </strong><em>(or someone&#8217;s)</em><strong> password very easily.  </strong>All I need to know is your First Name, Last Name, Birthday, and Social Security number.  <strong>WTF?!?!?  </strong>Has it occured to anyone how easy this information is to get?</p>
<p>Either make the passwords easier and reduce the sensitivity of the information of NKO or increase the requirments to change the password.  You can&#8217;t have it both ways and still be safe.</p>
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		<title>Many Parents Outsourcing Childcare Overseas</title>
		<link>http://www.gearadrift.com/humor/many-parents-outsourcing-childcare-overseas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In a recent report on the theonion.com, it turns out many parents are outsourcing their childcare overseas. Check this out:
Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
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