by Mike on October 21, 2007
Yep, it’s true. Apparently, this email was accidentally marked as spam, I’m lucky I caught it My Dear Friend, This is to thank you for your effort.I understand that your hands were tied.Not to worry. I have succeeded,the money has been transfered into the account provided by a newly found friend of mine in Australia.To [...]
by Mike on September 8, 2007
‘Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,’ Says General
by Mike on August 5, 2007
My favorite line from this, when talking about a fax transmission: “He transmitted a letter to us via an archaic telephone line based network of low-quality printers”. Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
You know, a lot of the times it seems to me that the military has ZERO common sense. In a world where people are put into leadership positions “just because they’ve been in longer than you”, there isn’t a lot of room for something like common sense. However, a lot of life’s problems can be [...]
In a recent report on the theonion.com, it turns out many parents are outsourcing their childcare overseas. Check this out: Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
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by Mike on February 24, 2007
Bubba Joe’s first military assignment was to a military induction center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Bubba was [...]
by Mike on February 24, 2007
A college Professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you 15 minutes!” The [...]
by Mike on February 24, 2007
Five cannibals were employed by the Navy as translators during one of the island campaigns of World War II. When the Commanding Admiral of the task force welcomed the cannibals he said, “You’re all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations [...]
by Mike on February 24, 2007
Q: How can you tell if there’s a fighter pilot at your party? A: He’ll tell you. Q: How can you tell when your date with a fighter pilot is half over? A: He says, “But enough about me… Wanna hear about my plane?” Q: What’s the difference between a jet engine and a fighter [...]